An Interview by Aunt Becky – not my REAL Aunt Becky, but the life winner Aunt Becky

So I read this awesome blog -> see the link over there? Mommy Wants Vodka. And I really enjoy it. I really have a great time reading it. Well, me and Aunt Becky (again, not my real Aunt Becky who lives in Midlothian/Midland) have been talking about interviewing each other (our conversation is way down in the comments and I commented as Dr. Dre) and well, I guess she decided to go ahead with the plan. Except she decided she would interview the Internets. I am posting my version of the interview and you can go here if you want to read about her. On second thought, just go do it. She's great, I promise. And she has cute kids. And an orchid fetish, but who doesn't right? So anywho, on with the interview!

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? – I like sprinkles of cash on my ice cream. I don't even care that it's all sticky and gooey. I really like rolled up fifties stuck in both sides of my ice cream like those fancy chocolate wafer straw thingies.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why? – Pangs. I think it is a confusing word and people always think you are saying pains when you are saying it. So then people either sound stupid and say Hunger Pains or they sound pretentious when they pronounce the G in pangs. See how much confusion and chaos it causes?

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be? – I would be a cross between Lime and Butterscotch. Sounds like a Sonic slush flavor, doesn't it?

4) What's the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis? – Clean up after my family. Why can't they pick up their own droppings?
5) What's your favorite nickname? – My dad calls me Ace. But I had a good friend who used to call me Dre. It makes me laugh because it stems from a childhood horror when a substitute teacher called me Andre (as in the Giant) in the 4th grade (I also thought I was chubby.) The name is ANDRA and it sounds just like it is spelled – SANDRA without the S. Damnit.

6) You're stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they? George Michael, Eva Cassidy, Jonny Lang, Elvis and Tom Petty

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false? – Aunt Becky, everyone knows this one. Truer than True. Just this morning I sprinkled some chopped bacon on my Eggos and drizzled the syrup over each tasty morsel. What a combination of sweet and crunchy goodness. Sounds like something Pee Wee Herman ate.

8 ) What would you tell young self? You're not fat (just wait until 2006. Jesus.) and have more fun in college. Also, it's not about finding a dude. Have some fun, explore and travel and don't be such a chicken shit about making people mad.

Thank you for allowing me to vent. I feel so much better now!