So here's a slightly edited version of a conversation between my sister and I. It makes me laugh. Don't know about the other two of you who might read this. Thanks for visiting with me on my 15 minute break, sis.

Moe on MSN says:
that business card holder is win
Andra says:
for shiz. i am on the phone with mom right now
she says hi
Moe on MSN says:
hi mom
she didn't tell me about the cruise
Andra says:
cruise?
Moe on MSN says:
uh yeah
Andra says:
i thought she was just going to the bahamas
Moe on MSN says:
she's going on a cruise with aunt becky
i didn't know any of thise
Andra says:
i knew she was going w/ aunt beck
Moe on MSN says:
this*
Andra says:
is it still hot there? mom wants to know..
Moe on MSN says:
yes.
it's supposed to be 103 today
Andra says:
WTF?
mom wants to know where are the kids?
Moe on MSN says:
at the house
Andra says:
i think she means children and not your boobs
Moe on MSN says:
lol
amy is going to buy an a/c unit today
Andra says:
it's like 80 here.
and raining
Moe on MSN says:
i know
it's aggravating
Andra says:
mom says to call her when you get a minute
she's flying out at 5:30 our time, 3:30 your time
Moe on MSN says:
does she just want to talk or does she have something she needs to tell me?
Andra says:
i guess just touch base. she told me she loved me so maybe she's feeling ... nostalgic?
or hormoney
Moe on MSN says:
ok
Andra says:
or something.
Moe on MSN says:
does she not tell you she loves you all the time?
Andra says:
nope
she likes you more
but dad tells me he loves me all the time.
LOL
kidding
Moe on MSN says:
that's weird
do you tell her you love her?
Andra says:
yeah, i guess. not all the time
Moe on MSN says:
that's probably why she says it to me
i say it a lot
Andra says:
ah
i don't know why i don't, but i say thank you all the time. like when she's watching sadee, when i am leaving i always say, thanks mom. or sometimes i will say mom, thanks
www.toddlerpede.com
go
Moe on MSN says:
oh
check this thing out
tons of kids up here have these
Andra says:
tweens?
Moe on MSN says:
and that website didn't work for me
Andra says:
ok
our firewall blocked it as porn
i don't know why
Moe on MSN says:
http://www.skuut.com/
bikes with no wheels
the kids just sit on them and run
and then coast
it is insane how fast and agile they are on them
kids like isaac's age
toddlers
Andra says:
but if you google image search for toddlerpede
Moe on MSN says:
ewwwwwwwwwwww
Andra says:
THAT IS AWESOME!!!
Isaac would kick so much ass on that and he would pick up tons of tail
Moe on MSN says:
they have different kinds
Andra says:
it looks like it might hurt their little nuts, though
Moe on MSN says:
that's just the only one i ever remember the name
are you watching the videos?
Andra says:
yeah
www.mommywantsvodka.com
so funny
i thought of a pregnant lady t-shirt
now i can't remember it
but it was funny
Moe on MSN says:
too long
Andra says:
it is, but it's funny
i could have a t-shirt that says "Not currently on the rag"
people would love that
Moe on MSN says:
hahaha
Andra says:
did you lol?
Moe on MSN says:
not out loud
but in my head
Andra says:
oh....
or "No Vacancy"
Moe on MSN says:
yeah that's better
Andra says:
or "Occupied" with the symbol in the airplanes
Moe on MSN says:
and that
i just stopped wearing maternity shirts
Andra says:
huh?
miscarriage?
Moe on MSN says:
i bought some tops that fit me right a few weeks ago
no i was still wearing shirts i wore when i was pregnant
to hide my belly
Andra says:
ah
so no more belly?
Moe on MSN says:
they are actual maternity shirts
no
Andra says:
are you svelt?
Moe on MSN says:
i just bought normal shirts that hide it better and look normal
Andra says:
cool
you got to buy shirts
Moe on MSN says:
they're actually nice shirts
instead of tshirts
and i'm wearing cute shoes now
instead of tennies everyday
Andra says:
wow. seattle!
i heard about this movie that was filmed there rcently
Moe on MSN says:
10 things i hate about you
Andra says:
called um....
Moe on MSN says:
was filmed here
Andra says:
no
something about the best father ever
something like that. robin williams is in it and it was written and directed by bobcat goldthwaite
rated r
like a dark comedy
they said you feel every single emotion in this movie.
Moe on MSN says:
oh
Andra says:
sounds awesome
Moe on MSN says:
i read the twilight books
i thought they were pretty good
Andra says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
you are on the other side
Moe on MSN says:
people made fun of me cause they are supposed to be teen books
yeah
but they're good
lovey dovey
Andra says:
i head
heard
there are grown women here throwing twilight parties
Moe on MSN says:
i know they are ridiculous and silly
Andra says:
ridiculous....
Moe on MSN says:
but soooo good too
Andra says:
maybe if i knew how to read i would get into it
Moe on MSN says:
they made me feel giddy
like when i was dating ********
that first love type giddy
Andra says:
one of my coworkers told me he was jealous of edward
Moe on MSN says:
whoa it smells like someone ate tacos for breakfast and just burped it up
hahah
Andra says:
excuse me
Moe on MSN says:
was it ***?
Andra says:
no me
Moe on MSN says:
does **** want to be edward the good vampire?
Andra says:
squash casserole
oh.,. no it was ****
**** isn't married yet
Moe on MSN says:
what does that have to do with anything
Andra says:
oh. i thought i told you his wife was obsessed with edward
but i hadn't gotten that far
Moe on MSN says:
oh hahah
*****'s wife?
Andra says:
don't you love our little chats
yes
Moe on MSN says:
i could very easily be
the towns in the books are real
Andra says:
fired?
oh
Moe on MSN says:
and they're here in seattle
Andra says:
i know!
but there are no vampires, right?
Moe on MSN says:
i could go up there and get into it
Andra says:
go get into it
Moe on MSN says:
ARE THERE?!?!?!
Andra says:
GO!
Moe on MSN says:
i meant
AREN'T THERE?!?!?
Andra says:
THERE SHOULD BE!
Moe on MSN says:
that's a little more appropriately dramatic
Andra says:
YOU SHOULD BE ONE!
Moe on MSN says:
oh no i don't want to be one
Andra says:
but not isaac.
good
i don't want you to be one either
Moe on MSN says:
when misti was here
we came downtown for.....
something
the boat tour or something i don't remember
and we parked and when we were walking to the pier, there was a line half way down the block
and it was a bunch of people dressed up all goth
and they were in line to see a movie called Vamp
i've been afraid to look it up to see what it's about
or Vamps
oh maybe it was a band
Andra says:
oh how funny!
did she take a pic?
Moe on MSN says:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092147/
no
Andra says:
how funny to see goth people standing in line conforming.
Moe on MSN says:
we were both like 'uhhhh creepy'
Andra says:
like cattle
are they called goth still? or Emo?
Moe on MSN says:
i don't know
Andra says:
or is it Elmo?
Moe on MSN says:
i'm too old
Andra says:
me too
Moe on MSN says:
maybe Gemo
Andra says:
maybe Gaymo
Moe on MSN says:
lol
Andra says:
i know huh?