OK people. I'll try to make this quick. Went to get a pedicure as you may remember back at the first of July. Two weeks later me and the niece developed a little infection in our cuticles. So, I went to the doctor to see what I could do to get rid of it.

Two rounds of anti-biotics and millions of epsom salt and betadine soaks later, I had to have surgery yesterday on the damn thing. So, now I walk around with this huge purple, disgusting nub of a thing on my right toe. Somehow, it doesn't hurt at all right now. It's just gross and embarassing so I thought I would share it with America.

NEVER GO TO MODERN NAILS IN GLEN ROSE, TEXAS!