Boy, now we are actually looking at buying a house. God, I hope we don't have to be stranded here forever. I just want to get back to TEXAS!!!! More importantly, I refuse to berth children in this God-forsaken state.

My poor friend who just moved here has had a helluva time. She says to me on the phone last night, "Andra, the people here are so rude!"

I says, "Welcome to Arizona..."